Caution! Conference Ribbons May Pose Hazard!

Ned: Speaking of people looking at you funny in the exhibit hall, why do you think they would do that?

Mike: People often mistake me for the comic book shop owner on “The Simpsons.”

Ned: Do you plan to go on the Tuesday night Dine-Around?

Mike: Are you paying?

Ned: What are your criteria for restaurant selection?

Mike: I have a craving for shrimp ettouffe. Do you think there are any places in New Orleans that serve shrimp etouffe?

Ned: How many ribbons do you think you'll have dangling off your badge this year?

Mike: My personal record is nine. I’m hoping for double-digits this year. I want to look like a Soviet general at a May Day parade.

NED: Can't too many ribbons pose a trip hazard?

MIKE: Not for me. I'm 6'5″. It would take a lot of ribbons.

NED: A sanitation issue?

MIKE: Depends on the height of the urinal.

1 Comment to "Caution! Conference Ribbons May Pose Hazard!"

  1. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    June 20, 2007 - 1:52 pm | Permalink

    You guys are great! The tears are spilling down my face as I read this in my cubicle!
    Mike Sorohan

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