IABC Conference Day 9: Where is Everyone?

MIKE: Ned, where are you?

NED: I’m back at home, Mike. Where are you?

MIKE: I’m still in New Orleans.

NED: Mike, the conference ended six days ago.

MIKE: But I just attended a session this morning.

NED: What was it about?

MIKE: “Volume Changes in the Amniotic Fluid of the Golden Hamster.”

NED: Mike, that’s not IABC. That’s the American Society of Animal Husbandry conference.

MIKE: Well, that would explain the latex gloves in my info packet.

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