MIKE: Ned, where are you?
NED: I’m back at home, Mike. Where are you?
MIKE: I’m still in New Orleans.
NED: Mike, the conference ended six days ago.
MIKE: But I just attended a session this morning.
NED: What was it about?
MIKE: “Volume Changes in the Amniotic Fluid of the Golden Hamster.”
NED: Mike, that’s not IABC. That’s the American Society of Animal Husbandry conference.
MIKE: Well, that would explain the latex gloves in my info packet.