Kali, Scout and Sage: Scouting Report

Kali: What's a screwball?

Sage: I have no idea. You’ll have to ask someone with opposable thumbs.

Scout: How come none of the Indians wear necklaces like the Red Sox do?

Kali: Pedroia is just 5-8″.

Sage: Master is drinking heavily in a dark room. I hope he remembers to take me out one more time.

Scout: Isn't that the same room you use when nobody takes you out.

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