Kali: What's a screwball?
Sage: I have no idea. You’ll have to ask someone with opposable thumbs.
Scout: How come none of the Indians wear necklaces like the Red Sox do?
Kali: Pedroia is just 5-8″.
Sage: Master is drinking heavily in a dark room. I hope he remembers to take me out one more time.
Scout: Isn't that the same room you use when nobody takes you out.