Kali: Hey Scooter Bug, where's Sage?
Scout: I don't think Sage is going to show up tonight.
Kali: Are going to finish that dog food?
Scout: Help yourself. I just had a snack from your litter box so I'm good.
Kali: Hey, look, Yaz is throwing out the first pitch.
Scout: Dad will appreciate that, seeing as the 67 Sox were his heros.
Kali: Although the hat he's wearing tonight is his 1975 Sox hat…
Scout: And he's also wearing his 2004 World Series Championship shirt.
Kali: You know what would really get this game off to a great start?
Scout: Josh bBckett striking out the side to open the game?
Kali: Yes, and then Dustin Purrrdoia can lead off the bottom of the first with a homer. I like Dustin Purrdrioa.
(Ned: Let the record show that Scout and Kali got their wish.)
Scout: The “World Series” patch on the Rockies' shirts looks like a “Hello, My Name Is…” sticker.
Kali: Beckett has struck out four in a row.
Scout: It's raining at Fenway.
Kali: Think they'll call the game on account of rain?
Scout: This is the World Series.