Mike: Ned, are you enjoyng the conference so far?
Ned: Very much so. I would ask you that question because you are just
hanging around at the hospitality table and the after-hours parties, and
crashing in New jersey.
Mike: Is this better than the 1985 conference in Kansas City?
Ned: How would I know? I didn't join IABC until 1994.
Mike: What is the one thing you will take back from this conference?
Ned: My wallet, I hope.
Mike: New York is “The City That Never Sleeps.” Did you take that slogan to heart
while you were here?
Ned: I just woke up.
Mike: Is being Accredited kind of like being a member of Scientology?
Ned: Mike, if you want to be indoctrinated into the mysteries of the sacred relm
of ABCs, I can arrange for the ritual introduction, but it requires pledges
of obedience and something else, I forget, oh yes, always remembering the