16 Comments to "Write the best caption for this photo, and win a prize!"

  1. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 2:18 pm | Permalink

    Listen, I saw what you guys did to Madoff. I'll do anything you want, just don't hurt me.

  2. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 4:18 pm | Permalink

    No, really. For my last meal, I'd like scrapple on rye toast and a cup of coffee from Fern's Country Store.

  3. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:06 pm | Permalink

    Why'd I do it? I don't know – I guess after years of *reporting* on piracy, I thought I'd give it a shot…

  4. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Coming this summer to a theater near you: Ned Lundquist as Gene Hackman as Roy Tucker in “Domino Principle: The Remake”

  5. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:08 pm | Permalink

    Hey, guard! Busey's giving me that weird look again!

  6. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:09 pm | Permalink

    What?? Back home, Sherriff Taylor keeps the key on a hook right next to the cell!!

  7. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:10 pm | Permalink

    Well, any publicity is good publicity, I guess.

  8. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:11 pm | Permalink

    I'm a bad dog…

  9. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 5:12 pm | Permalink

    A fig leaf?? Why not flowers like you guys?

  10. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 6:00 pm | Permalink

    While Ned eventually came to terms with his imprisonment by the resentful pirates who discovered his Weekly Piracy Report, it was being forced to worship creepy little idols that really bummed him out.

  11. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 28, 2009 - 6:53 pm | Permalink

    Imagine! Lying to the omniscient. He isn't allergic, he just doesn't like our flowers!

  12. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 29, 2009 - 12:52 am | Permalink

    can I has cheezburger?

  13. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    December 30, 2009 - 4:21 pm | Permalink

    “Do not be concerned. It is a Buddhist Jail as you can see. My body may be confined but my mind runs free……I think”

  14. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    February 16, 2010 - 4:20 am | Permalink

    Dude, where's my car?

  15. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    February 16, 2010 - 4:35 am | Permalink

    The trolls did not understand Ned's sense of humor.

  16. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    March 9, 2010 - 6:25 pm | Permalink

    Gee, I forgot the ghee.

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