December 17, 2012– Las Vegas, Nevada) Oh well, the proverbial End of Days may be upon us as of this coming Friday. Here is the weather forecast for the last week of Planet Earth courtesy of Bob FM in Las Vegas, Nevada:
If the world is ending, I think I should give away something free. Why die without getting something free from Woody Goulart in Las Vegas, Nevada? I do not think the world is ending, by the way. But, email me about getting my eBook for free anyway.
Better hurry and email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and just mention this post on Ned’s Job of the Week website. In return, I will send you free of charge my eBook on how to unlock hidden powers of websites and eBooks. You will be very happy to learn how to harness these Internet powers to stand out compared to your competition should life continue on this little blue planet beyond December 21.
I am extending this offer of my free eBook until the End of Days of Friday, December 21, 2012. Take advantage of this before it is no longer available to you after our planet has been destroyed.
If, however, live goes on and all the predictions about the Mayans and Doom’s Day turns out to be hogwash, well then, my free eBook offer goes on, too. Email me at email@example.com by New Year’s Day, January 1, 2013, and mention this post on Ned’s Job of the Week website, I will send you free of charge my eBook on how to unlock hidden powers of websites and eBooks. And life goes on within you and without you.
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