Ned: Mike, my session today had over 200 people show up. I'll bet I had more
people walk out of my session than showed up for your session?

Mike: 200 people sounds great, until you put it in perspective that it's 200 people in a city of 8 million.

Ned: My "speaker's gift" was a tree planted in my name here in NYC.

Mike: That's not a bad speaker's gift. Next time we're in New York we can check on the progress of Ned's Sapling.