At the margin…

Kali: What's Tek doing? Meditating?

Sage: He’s probably thinking about Pedigree Country Stew. That’s what I’m thinking of.

Sage: Schilling’s arms and neck are covered in blood. Why does he always bleed during playoff games? Oh, wait, that’s a shirt…

Kali: The ump just got bonked.

Sage: I don’t get bonked. Master had me spayed when I was eight months old and now the other dogs don’t come around anymore.

Scout: Hey, I wanted to see Curt Shilling get a stand O. This could be the end of an era.

Sage: Curt Schilling has almost retired as many times as Bret Favre.

Kali: We're gettin a new pitcher.

Sage: Is Gagne coming in now?

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