Kali: What's Tek doing? Meditating?
Sage: He’s probably thinking about Pedigree Country Stew. That’s what I’m thinking of.
Sage: Schilling’s arms and neck are covered in blood. Why does he always bleed during playoff games? Oh, wait, that’s a shirt…
Kali: The ump just got bonked.
Sage: I don’t get bonked. Master had me spayed when I was eight months old and now the other dogs don’t come around anymore.
Scout: Hey, I wanted to see Curt Shilling get a stand O. This could be the end of an era.
Sage: Curt Schilling has almost retired as many times as Bret Favre.
Kali: We're gettin a new pitcher.
Sage: Is Gagne coming in now?